You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.
You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot.
The Departmemt of Defence shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last cigarette.
After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.
You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.
You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your leg is waterlogged and rots off.
You shoot yourself in the foot with a BB using a SCUD missle launcher.
You shoot yourself in the foot.
You create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Not knowing which feet are virtual, medical care is impossible.
USE HANGMAN.COLT(45), AIM AT LEG.FOOT, THEN WITH ARM.HAND.FINGER ON HANDGUN.COLT(TRIGGER) PERFORM SQUEEZE.
RETURN HANDGUN.COLT TO HIP.HOLSTER.
You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.
After searching the manual until your foots falls asleep, you shoot the computer and switch to C.
You buy a gun. Bullets are only available from another company and are promised to work so you buy them. Then you find out that the next verson of the gun is the one scheduled to actually shoot bullets.
Foot in yourself shoot.
You shoot yourself in each toe, itertively, until you run out of toes. You shoot the sixth bullet anyway since no exception processing was anticipated.
Put the first bullet of the gun into foot left of leg of you. Answer the result.
You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...
You perform a shooting on what might be currently a foot with what might be currently a bullet shot by what might currently be a gun.
You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scrollwork on the ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.
Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.
Same as Modula-2 except that the bullet is not the right type for the gun and your hand is blown off.
After consuming all system resources including bullets, the data processing department doubles it size, aquires 2 new mainframes and drops the original on your foot.
You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't allow it to explain.
You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot just as soon as you figure out what all these bullets are for.
Smalltalk, Actor, et al.
After playing with the grapics for three weeks the programming manager shoots you in the head.
Grab your foot wth your hand and rewrite your hand to bullet.
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm *.o
rm:.o: No such file or directory
You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you won't care.